Calais in May – I went on holiday by mistake, ended up on a ferry. I love coming up with imaginary band names, the best ones also sound like racehorses…
Who could resist:
Gristie Mills – Bodge Project – Abject Sympathy – Mighty Clown – Idiot Sway – Synch Hips + DJs – Fudge Knuckles – Sputnik Frame
and to round the night off…
Bonjour Nuit
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Then I ended up here for…
Iron Paws, Hoof Batter, Loud Tie + Silky Draws + Djs Creme de Fleme, Box Fart + Mad Ron Ron
The sad solo project that is… Glass Wheelchairs. Accompanied on the organ of hate by… Brass Fax, Babs & Trish, Foresters Revenge, Flim Flam, Flabby Top, Curb Toe, Shooting The Missus, Foe Real, Shitz on Slitz, Sub Urbane, Steam Function and Flamboyant Cuffs
Then I came home. It was good to be in France, a place where journalism is still an honourable offence.